- You do not love someone if you hate his/her child. It's impossible.
- You do not call the police to arrest someone you love.
- You do not lie to the person you love.
- You do not need to lie to the person you love. (P.S. Do not do something where you know that you would have to lie to someone you love)
- You do not go to Antarctica and shoot penguins with paintball guns and tell jokes about "What's black, white, and ____ all over." Because you will turn blue. From vengeful frostbite.
- You just don't love someone that would break one of the above-mentioned rules.
