Things You Just Don't Do (with people you love) :

- You do not love someone if you hate his/her child. It's impossible.

- You do not call the police to arrest someone you love.

- You do not lie to the person you love.

- You do not need to lie to the person you love. (P.S. Do not do something where you know that you would have to lie to someone you love)

- You do not go to Antarctica and shoot penguins with paintball guns and tell jokes about "What's black, white, and ____ all over." Because you will turn blue. From vengeful frostbite.

- You just don't love someone that would break one of the above-mentioned rules.

Weather

My friend said to me today, "Kill me, now," wanting me to put her out of her misery. Of course the only accurate response was "Oh, you know I shouldn't do that... The ground is much to hard from all this heat to bury you!"


Snow and then 100 degree temperatures all in the same month. I believe we are going through The Change.
That's right: menopause.


And I wonder if the people Down Under are feeling content with Their weather. Has it dramatically improved?


It has made more pessimists out of the world. More people believe that their world is a living hell. I wasn't much of an optimist anyways...



-- Post From My iPhone